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The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy
When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.
"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."
Shitting in a ziploc sandwich bag and then slapping your partner in the face with said bag until it breaks
I gave Stewart a Baltimore Duffle Bag last night