a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be
"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
When a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of October.
Girl1: Did you go home with the lad from last night?
Girl2: No. I'm sticking to Stop-hoe-ber this month.
The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
a menu hoe is a person who can’t stick to one menu and keeps stealing them.
my mother is a menu hoe
lauren’s being a menu hoe
slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.
Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.