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When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.
Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!
When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.
dude 1: hey you got any food?
dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut
When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face
She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'
After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”
“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”
The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week
1: That was a good nut challenge
2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge