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In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.
The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.
A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.
The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
A school where kids dont know how to keep their mouth shut. A school where they are hoes and takes your mans with no hesitation #hell #hoesisanono
New deal high school is a school "where kids dont shut up and the worst place to be. Id rather beat myself with the books due to the teachers being so annoying" Yet when it comes to everyone else being" hoes and fakers"
When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.