them red flags be looking like six flags

Describes the phenomenon of confusing warnings signs with those of excitement; infatuation exceeds self-preservation.

Them red flags be lookin’ like Six Flags when you see his lack of employment for the past 6 years as him being “on an extended vacation.”

He has children by more women than insert rapper name, but she’s convinced she’ll be the last. Them red flags be looking like six flags when you 🥰.

Ay you like lemons because I do

from a flamingo video called "Roblox cart riders VS MY ADMIN TOOLS"
it means if you are asking someone if they like lemons

Guy 1: Ay you like lemons because I do
Guy 2: What?

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

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Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Shut your face; fuck off; Stop making that asshole face.

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

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like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

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tell your crush you like them day

the day when you have to tell your crush you like them.. or at least talk to them or make them smile.

do it.. she/he probably likes you too ;)

Ryan: i kinda like this girl but im scared to tell her... i don’t know

Dave: Tell her, it’s 26 November - the tell your crush you like them day, she’ll be happy i promise. And i think she likes you back

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I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese

What I say to people in D&D.

Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".

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