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When you shove a twisted tales of Felix the cat vhs/dvd up your ass
I did a Warrior cats animated
The act of shoving a whole Twisted tales of Felix the cat DVD up your ass
I did a warrior cats animated
The act of sticking a twisted tales of Felix the cat dvd up your ass
I made him do a warrior cats animated lol
A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.
"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"
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A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.
Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.
When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
A woman who reaches an orgasm by her clitoris being stimulated.
"I need new bedsheets after going down on my girl, she's an outdoor cat."