Random
Source Code
Random
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
28👍 7👎
What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.
If you need an example, you're nowhere near smooth enough to pull this off successfully. Get a job.
14👍 3👎
To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"
59👍 19👎
Noncommittal answer. I understand where you're going with this.
a: If I've got to listen to one more of her lectures I'm gonna go crazy.
b: I get where you're going
18👍 4👎
a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems
Example 1:
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
16👍 3👎
If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
49👍 16👎
Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.
V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone
R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.
20👍 5👎