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bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong December 28, 2016


dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.

Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?

by HankusPankus May 28, 2020


Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 28, 2022


Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.

I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.

by McGuyver604 July 8, 2013


Bag full of dollars

Synonym of "wallet". A portable container for holding any amount of currency, regardless of form.

The container does not need to be full, or even contain currency, as long as it is where one would normally look for currency.

This phrase may be used when one cannot recall the word "wallet" or desires to use a more informal term.

Remember to bring your .. your .. um .. "bag full of dollars" to the store.

by mesi November 23, 2022


Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023

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Bag o' Wire

Jamaican Patwah for liar/betrayer.

Mi nuh truss him, him a bag o' wire

by RedditAdmin August 1, 2023