Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
Rejection of being in a relationship with you
I see you as a friend
You're a great friend
A friend is someone who has a “special connection” with you and isn’t afraid to share it out loud; not to the whole world, but to that friend.
A friend is a giver, and not just to the friend, but to any number of people (this makes you love that friend even more).
A friend will tell you the truth.
A friend encourages your creativity and congratulates out loud; not to make a show, but to bless.
Sometimes a friend is so much like their friend that it’s like another wonder of the world.
Examples:
-Doesn’t like to talk on the phone
-Their favorite book trilogy is the same one you’ve read three times
-Sometimes (maybe often) they can be too hard on themselves (like their friend who’s like them)
-Yes, they too had a paper route when they were 12 AND detasseled corn (in a totally deferent state)
-Reads a book you recommend and loves it…then reads another friend-recommended book and doesn’t like it…and tells you.
Both are priceless.
-A friend will do the work that no one else even thinks to do (even when they are busy) to honor a friend’s creativity.
That’s at least a small part of what a friend is. I hope that I am as good a friend as this.
I have a friend like this.
P.S…A friend may not think they are good or kind or brave or giving or strong, but they are.
I have a friend who’s unlike anyone else in the world I know.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."
"Ay yo, what's a friend?"
"Right, you don't have any."
Somebody who is a pal, companion, amigo, bro, ally, homie, mate, alter ego, buddy, chum, compadre, comrade, confidant, confidante, crony, familiar, intimate, advocate, advocator, apostle, backer, booster, champion, espouser, exponent, expounder, gospeler (or gospeller), herald, hierophant, high priest, paladin, promoter, proponent, protagonist, supporter, true believer, tub-thumper, white knight, acquaintance
associate, cohort, colleague, companion, fellow, hearty, hobnobber, partner, peer, sport
blood brother, brother, main man, sister to you.
Somebody who is not your enemy
Hey friend, pal, companion, amigo, bro, ally, homie, mate, alter ego, buddy, chum, compadre, comrade, confidant, confidante, crony, familiar, intimate, advocate, advocator, apostle, backer, booster, champion, espouser, exponent, expounder, gospeler (or gospeller), herald, hierophant, high priest, paladin, promoter, proponent, protagonist, supporter, true believer, tub-thumper, white knight, acquaintance
associate, cohort, colleague, companion, fellow, hearty, hobnobber, partner, peer, sport
blood brother, brother, main man, sister
A bunch of pricks closer to you than any other pricks but only there for their own benefit. They contact you only when they need something.
My friends never answer their phones.
Mom:"Sweety where are your friends?"
Anyone:"Nowhere and everywhere"😢