Jack mccafferty is a minor magnet
He 08 gaffs
“Hey do you know any upcoming gaffs”
“Mhmm ask jack mccafferty he will sort you out”
This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.
Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!
when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy
Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!
Conrad: What are you doing?
Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends