time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing
Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses
Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.
A confirmed theory that explains the movement and aging of everything plus good does not exist
Time and crap, oops I mean space
This is what a speedrunner says when he ends his speedrun.
"So here we only have to clip through the wall, and that should trigger the last cutscene and thus the end of the game...... Yep there i go, aaaand TIME" *applause in background*
It's something everyone but also no one understands the fabric of time is impossible to comprehend
"Time is an infinite dance"
"What's the time?"
Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.
Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"
A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!
Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.