Santa Claus is Going to High School

A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.

Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!

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lark on my go kart

1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.

"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"

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Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

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Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

game day bucket go boom

A slogan used when someone does something that requires a crazy amount of skill.

*drains a half court shot with a basketball* Greg: "Game day bucket go boom"

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go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

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