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Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue

Yo jenny did penis clinch to john

by Uk36yeahaight June 17, 2019


penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist March 31, 2014


Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024


Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.

Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”

by ggeraldmonster June 13, 2023


penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 September 12, 2008


Jabeer's Penis Pills

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!

I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!

by Gabeeb November 1, 2023


penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

by Penelope the Pasquinian December 3, 2017