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Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
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A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.
Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama
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Statement about the temperature being very cold.
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A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
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a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.
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Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.
"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."
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An insult towards Irish, Irish-American, Irish-Australian, ect., people.
"Hey look at that little pub monkey mick!"
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