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When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.
When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.
the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart
That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.
The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo
Mael- and did it work ?
Axel- of course not.
Mael- what a loser
An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.
Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)
Chris: ew did you just fart?
Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)
When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.
Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?
A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.