you still got a ways to go

A phrase Ryoma hoshi the ultimate Tennis pro says.

Ryoma Hoshi: You still got a ways to go

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go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

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All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

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Where'd you go to high school?

A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.

Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"

Steve: "Pattonville"

Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"

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yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

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I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

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go off i guess

you say this when your friend says something that proves you were wrong, but you don't want to admit it.

Gasinah: The answer to the math problem is 26, your paper says the answer is 76. you are stupid.

Jaakawbie: go off i guess

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