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The act of using Old McDonald's iPad.
Old McDonald had an iPad, E-I-E-iPadry.
ethan. the most amazing guy to ever exist?? i agree. it's impossible to not love him, but it's best if you back up. everything about him is so perfect, even his flaws. he's perhaps also the cutest guy out there. he always act so tough, but truth is that he has a heart that's so fragile. he is soft, very soft and it's so adorable. no one would ever want to break his precious heart. especially keyo, her heart is like connected to his.
ethan: breathes
keyo: fuck you now i'm soft
little boy E 🥺
a piece of shit guy who takes nudes of girls and and saves them without their consent.
people: WHAT DID YOU DO
murder9: I E-RAPED HER
Hey evelyn, i know we have a long history and everything but i just really felt like i needed to let you know my feelings. For the past two years i know ive acted like i liked other girls but ive always wondered why i cant ever seem the commit to them. The reason is you, I always uncontrollably want to come back to you and i dont know why but id resort to talking to other girls to numb my feelings for you but they always come back. I remember when we first met you told me that im only 14 and how could i know what love was, but i do know what love is because i love you, I have for the past two years and i dont know if i will ever stop. For these past 2 years ive always watched you grow close to other guys and grow apart and every single time ive envied them because every single time none of them were me. I loved being by your side and the only time we were close was then you were speaking to one of my friends and we all hung out together like wesley, daniel and andrew. ive grown close to this feeling of being by your side as a friend and being only on the sidelines of your relationships. Even though i wished it was me standing in their places but i think if i could live these past 2 years 100 times over i would choose to be supporting from the side every time.
The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.
His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.
He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.
Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long
To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.
Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp
U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit
When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.
Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"