What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

what-a-bluff

Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.

MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"

what a pal

1. What a bro
2. What a legend
3. A chill dude

Person1: "Yo, this guy carried us so hard this game, we could not have won without him."

Person2: "Yea, ikr what a pal"

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.

You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

Whats upper

As a kid everyone on always said what up and everyone one said the sky, so I came up with a cool wat o say what's up , my friends said whats up to me and I said (whats upper)Just a cool way to say Hello.Whats upper guys.

Someone walks up to ya Boy and said what up Tez - I'll reply (Whats upper)what you up to fam.

what the hell is that over there

This means you will be saying goodbye to this cruel world and it will be sending you to hell

Ahhhh what the hell is that over there