A show or something you don't have
Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.
and your mom
"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"
a friend, someone you loves you
bob : I wish I had friends !
bob 2 : no you lonely asshole.
Someone you cares about you
Something you will never have
Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have
A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.
person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.