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when u fuck a smurf and a special blueberry sauce comes out of a special part
Friend 1: Hey do u know what blue sauce is
Friend 2: Yea isn’t that smurf jizz
Get a train run on you by half of the local police force and haul every load.
Did you see Officer Hall run that Tennessee Blue Line? That shit was crazy.
“I hooked up with Franciliondo last night and she gave me the Blue Blazer.”
The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".
I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
Having “Blackstreet Blues” means to have a sort of sadness, in a way that isn’t seen fully. It combines the word “backstreet” (referencing how backstreets aren’t seen easily, and they need to be examined closer) and “blues” (aka, sad).
Person A: Hey man, I heard your dog just got ran over, but you seem to still be smiling. Are you okay?
Person B: Nah man, I got a case of the backstreet blues