A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may
Look at that milf she’s a hot mom
A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Posty mom.
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
1) When something is hella sus or sketchy
2) When you show concern about something or someone
1) "Look how mom cares this place looks
2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"
P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!