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little red riding cunt

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013


wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm July 18, 2008


Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 06, 2005


cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch

An insult of great power.
A male who cops sex in the ass.
His ass is a cunt

A penis goes in a cunt yet he has a cunt for an ass.
He cops anal thru his cunt.
hey glomb you cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch.

by steven stevens February 09, 2007


super fucking thunder cunt

The S.F.T.C is a the top ranking cunt around who will leave you begging for more, she will tell you how it is, she is also the ring leader and she eats dumb asses for breakfast

Joe: Hey there wanna take a ride?

S.F.T.C : Get a fucking life you dumbass, that line is so lame

Joe: Your a super fucking thunder cunt

by the SFTC April 23, 2010


bitch asshole nigga cunt

bitch asshole nigga cunt, spoken in an indian accent, is an insult derived from the coast of india.

Patlu: "Bloody fuck you bloody bitch"

Jud: "Bloody bitch asshole nigga cunt"

by Genie333 April 25, 2023


stinky pussy vagina cunt

Big fat pussy whore cunt

Guilherme is a big fat stinky pussy vagina cunt

by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019