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The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.
The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.
When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.
One man and five or more women having an orgy.
Guy1: Hey I’m going to have an awesome night tonight.
Guy2: What’s happening tonight?
Guy1: I’m having Femmas Party!
Guy2: Good for you dude.
Female political part focused on Shoes, jewlrey and other expensive items
The hein political party will destroy the male menice.
The party fairy is someone who cleans up the aftermath of a party when the hosts are still asleep.
The party fairy is also the opposite of the beer fairy.
Host of the party the next morning: "What! How did it get so clean!"
Person the host doesn't know was the party fairy: "The party fairy must have done it!"
Host: "Oh you!"
A thing that teenagers such as myself need to sneak out of their windows and slide down the roof to get to. Here’s how it works— all of us get drunk and/or high, most of us get shoved in the pool and play games, some of us make out on the stairs or in the bedroom of whoever’s throwing the party, and a few of the losers leave before their second shot.
Brooooooo! I still got a hangover from that party!
Yeah man but I heard Shelby left the party way early.
A thing that teenagers such as myself need to sneak out of their windows and slide down the roof to get to. Here’s how it works— all of us get drunk and/or high, most of us get shoved in the pool and play games, some of us make out on the stairs or in the bedroom of whoever’s throwing the party, and a few of the losers leave before their second shot.
Brooooooo! I still got a hangover from that party!
Yeah man but I heard Shelby left the party way early.