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A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out
If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.
“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”
A super safe meme that a Mom would share on Facebook, usually has a picture of Garfield or someone easily recognizable & has a light joke that you would typically see on a birthday card or refrigerator magnet.
“Don’t show her that meme bro, she wouldn’t get it. She has mom meme humor”
One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
Dylan’s Mom is so funny!
A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic