WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

mom at arms

Having a great body but have saddle bag arms. From afar the illusion is the arms look buff. Widely used reference to Man-At-Arms from He-Man.

Did you end hook up with that cougar we saw at the bar? No bro, she was Mom At Arms!

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

your mom

a problem to society.

"so why'd my entire family die in a fire excluding me, just yesterday?"
"because of your mom"

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

Your Mom

"Your Mom" Is a fraise meaning basically they have nothing to say but don't want to show it. It could also mean they are trying to insult you. Like by saying "I slept with your mom last night.".

"Do you have any idea what we are talking about?"
"Your mom."