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AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.
Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."
The single most attractive woman of all time. Every guy that sees her instantly falls in love with her.
I like this girl bro, she looks like brooklyns mom.
HOLY SHIT BRO marry her now!
“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.
“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.
Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”
when a child insults you but has nothing else to say.
"I'm just saying you need to eat your dinner Timmy"
"WELL UR MOM GAY, DAD."