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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 4, 2011

18πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


MEGA TEA BAG

To hop in the air off something and tea bag one of your friends girl friend in a super fast motion.

Dude last night i mega tea bagged you girlfriend!!

by Solomon Williams November 11, 2006

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.

last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty

by Bartledoo May 16, 2011

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


He’s in his bag

He’s getting money

Selena Gomez: Where is Daddy Kevin? I miss him.

Oprah Winfrey: He’s in his bag

by DaddyKevinsWannaBeBabyMama September 25, 2019

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 14, 2004

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Garbage Bag Pants

Extremely tight black pants, that resemble fake leather, or maybe vinyl. Girls used to wear them early 2000-2002, and being slightly glossy, they looked somewhat like they were made from garbage bags. Also referred to as "gbp"

High school girls would walk around in these tight black pants, which usually made their ass look all stretched and squished like an old ladies...someone in your group would say "GBP" and you all knew some broad was wearing the garbage bag pants

by Gorlack August 5, 2010

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ball bag-licker

an insult meaning to lick the sack of a man

Ray, don't do that you stupid ball bag-licker.

by Nosnhoj Mas Dna Stnemelc Yrral October 12, 2008

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž