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1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
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When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty
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To hop in the air off something and tea bag one of your friends girl friend in a super fast motion.
Dude last night i mega tea bagged you girlfriend!!
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Selena Gomez: Where is Daddy Kevin? I miss him.
Oprah Winfrey: He’s in his bag
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A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
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When someone is sexy by the body but ugly ass fuck in the face, so you use the double bag system. One bag in their head and one bag in yours, just in case theirs falls off.
Bitch was so ugly I had to use the double bag system
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The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person
See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.
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