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Fat Tigerwoods

An underage bartender who loves to get people drunk so he can peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of people when intoxicated.

Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.

by Doggernot September 9, 2021


Fat turkey

A turkey that is fat

Lavar is a fat turkey

by I’yauna July 16, 2020


ROLLIN IN FAT STACKS

Doing so well financially that you literally cannot even. Having an inflated disposable income.

I started at the bottom and now I am rollin in fat stacks.

by jschmaud86 November 17, 2016


Fat Bobby

One of the fattest beasts in all the land. Its that one person at every workplace that everyone hates. Basically the engorged male version of a "Karen". He probably has cats and still goes to his moms dentist at 40 years old. Might live in an apartment , or basement.

I better make it to the cafeteria before Fat Bobby. I heard his feeding time is fast approaching.

by Devor April 21, 2022


The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 18, 2014


fat people hour

when your fat and don’t have a reason to eat so you just do it anyway

anthony- why do you eat so much

addi- because it’s fat people hour

by ajd6996 August 2, 2019


big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 14, 2022