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I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!
Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."
Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
POV alex after he go a haircut
"Did you see alex's new haircut?"
"Yea he had a glow down L skill issue"
They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.
When you slap down onto your wife's face with yo dick and it leaves a mushroom stamp.
Man I hit the old lady with one hellluva stamp down lastnight. She still got dat mushroom stamp on her face this morning!
the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans
Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"