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It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.
The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?
*Silence*.......
IT IS TIME!!!!
“It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny
John: Im bored, its that time of the month.
Mary: what does that mean
John: “It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny
The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
A colleague who is a master delegator, takes golf lessons during work hours and is always “working from home.” Synonymous with “Chad”
I wish I was on Trevor Time 24/7.
when another male does fellatio to another man while poking his nose inside the persons anus.
there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?
1. A drug induced haze where one can do little else but sleep in the daytime, sleep in the nighttime.
2. Song by Cream
1. "Dude, did frank just line heroin and smoke a pipe of opium?"
"yeah dude, he's in for a sleepy time time".
2. "Life is a playtime, workin' ain't right"
When you don't have time to do fun with anyone but do work.
First Person: Sorry but I can't go outside to the park with you because I'm in a time wrap.
Second Person: Aw man!! Damn it!!