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dont give a cunt suck

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems

Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."

by duneidn dayman February 17, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo March 31, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp August 2, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022


Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.

Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didnโ€™t even get a blowy

by Bakka January 20, 2020


cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 15, 2017