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Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.
Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.
What Selena Gomez does in her free time.
"I'm farting Carrots"
An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
A person who washing someone's underwear. Mostly used to describe men over 18 who still live at home in a parents house.
Dude you need to grow up, your mom is still your fart shaker.
A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer