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when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking
we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops
An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song
Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.
His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.
The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!
'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'
- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.
I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle
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a sentence used by a rapist driving a white van and is outdated with the times and thinks that he can attract dumb ass kids by saying hey kids do you like nae naes and the kids noticed he wants there cheeks so they run away and the rapist gets caught and then gets raped in jail when he dropped the soap
bro look a guy is talking to those kids
rapist: hey kids do you like nae naes\
kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WANTS MY CHEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rapist: god dammit
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This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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For one to write day and night like they're running out of time
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
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To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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