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“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”
Your mom so fat the elephants had to run
Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom
Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!
One of the nicest people ever and will guide you throughout most of your life,sticking by your side although she might be a bit stressful at times.
Dave:Fuck you
Jared:that’s not what your mom said last night