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Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 19, 2022


Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023


Melty cheese

It’s melted cheese that is on a burger

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese

by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020


smells like grilled cheese

It’s unpleasant.

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

by Greenlowtops August 1, 2023


delaware snow cheese

If your names Andrew Wilson and you have rotten cheese dick and snort Cocaine

I know Delaware snow cheese, you don't wanna put that in your mouth.

by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022


Cheese-moo

A flavour of gelati, that cannot be understood by the human taste buds, thus rendering it indescribable. Cheese-moo is neither a good nor bad taste.

This gelati tastes like......uh....um....cheese-moo.

by USCdude February 1, 2010


Poopie Cheese

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.

Hope, you never look like poopie cheese

by Hopesbf January 22, 2011