Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.
Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom
It’s melted cheese that is on a burger
I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese
Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.
If your names Andrew Wilson and you have rotten cheese dick and snort Cocaine
I know Delaware snow cheese, you don't wanna put that in your mouth.
A flavour of gelati, that cannot be understood by the human taste buds, thus rendering it indescribable. Cheese-moo is neither a good nor bad taste.
This gelati tastes like......uh....um....cheese-moo.
Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.
Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.
Hope, you never look like poopie cheese