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A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.
A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.
As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head.
Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.
Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.
It smells like shit, must be a fart choir