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When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
When a girl sucks your dick and swallows, then proceeds to throw it back up onto your dick, then finally licks it up and swallows it again.
Steve: Dude, Zoey sucked my dick at that party last night!
The Dude: No way, what happened?
Steve: She wound up double dosin'!!!
The Dude: That's insane, I pink socked her sister, haha!
When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm
Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!
Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.
Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie
A term for the absolute fuckery, laziness, stupidity and degeneracy that occurs in the movie industry.
"Jesus what a Double A move, he's strung out on heroine still."