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During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
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It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.
Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
National Kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend day. On 6 November you have to kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Girl: kiss me
Boy: why?
Girl: because it is 6 November.
If you were born on this day, its either you were going to be on of the most successful person on earth, or the most psychotic person of all.
You are also the most charming and beautiful one that always make your friends envy of you.
"Hey, do you know that famous actor birthday is on 6 November?"
November 2nd is National Hands In the Pants’ Day
On November 2nd you to get your hands in his/her pants on.
The day where you confess to your crush after your girl breaks up with you and made your work easier to not need to break up with her without breaking her heart so it's an absolute win for you
oh shi- it's November 2nd it's my day to shine!!
A day for the girls to confess their love to their crushes and ask them out.
Hey Victoria it’s november 2nd, you have to go ask out your crush!