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Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 27, 2010

29πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020


Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 7, 2006

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017


Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

β€œHey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž