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An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.
After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,
he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"
A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy
‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’
Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>
Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?
Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night
This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.
“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”
When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.
So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.
or
Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.