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A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.
You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps
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Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
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In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
Paperbagspecial.com
Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"
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doing the favor of masturbating in a condom for a hungry fag.
after an early morning without breakfast the fag asked me to bag his lunch.
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A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"
Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
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When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
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People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".
And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure.
P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you!
"So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"
"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time."
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