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News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer

The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.

by vixeyg April 26, 2011


New Kyrsa

In Deepwoken, New Kyrsa refers to The sleeping city located deep in the second layer, below the Eternal Gale, where the kyrsgarde race lays trapped in an endless time loop after being brainwashed by the presence of the Drowned God Ethiron, who is trying to bring his avatar into existence, and with it himself.

guy 1: hey wanna run floor 2

guy 2: sure I need some Kyrsan medallions anyways

guy 3: I'll tag along because why not

20 minutes later, after defeating Chaser, activating all 5 beacons located in New Kyrsa and defeating the Scion of Ethiron

guy 1: I got a Gran Sudaruska and 17 medallions

guy 2: I got 21 medallions and an Ignition Deepcrusher

guy 3: I got wiped to the kyrsgarde infinite combo at the end

by google en passant May 25, 2023


new world hors d'œuvre

an opportunity to exploit economic inequity before all other capitalists by shadowing military excursions into volatile territory.

We managed to create a short term boom to the economy by declaring war and capitalizing on the new world hors d'œuvre.

by esher February 2, 2009


what's new on the block

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

by whatsnewontheblock February 1, 2016


new york summer

...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...

"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"

by ayopeepeepoopoocheck September 15, 2020


News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:

john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.

by ityttv November 6, 2019


Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.

"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."

by Stang February 15, 2017