May 20

I love you If your birthday on this day or if your a Taurus I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOUU. If your zodiac sign is a ARIES,TAURUS,GEMINI,CANCER,LEO,VIRGO,LIBRA,SCORPIO,SAGITTARIUS,CAPRICORN,AQUARIUS.
everybody love you and not emotional manipulative PISCES.

Bro: I am a pisces

dude: shut your whiny ass up
dude: at least my birthday on May 20

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March 20

March 20 is Tell your crush you like them Day. On this day, you tell your crush you like them, and there aren't any consequences since you're probably quarantined due to the coronavirus.

"Hey, so I really like you. I'm only telling you now because it's March 20."

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Take A 20

The act of stopping all operations and tasks at hand to go release a large load of fecal matter. Generally includes the removal of all clothing just to get comfortable, bringing a Phone to text, listen to music, and check your fb. Also a good time to do your homework. No one will bother you whilst doing such an act because of the horrible smell. Good idea to shower afterwards. This is only done at home or a comfortable facility. Coined by Von who refuses to use public restrooms unless deemed necessary. Can be used to leave work, awkward situations,

Von: I gotta go home...
boss: Why?
von: cause i gotta take a 20!
boss: whats that?
von: uhmmmm..its kinda hard to explain
(long puase)
Von: i dont use public bathrooms...
boss: you gotta shit?you better go in the office over there
von: yes... seriously I NEED to TAKE A 20!

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4:20

On April 20th all the potheads around the world light up and get baked at 4:20 pm.

"Yo dawg it's 4:20. Lets get a 50 bag and get fuckin jacked."

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6-20

Code for "F-U", as in "fuck you". Numbers are used to obscure the meaning: F is the sixth letter of the alphabet, U is the 20th. Can be used outright or hidden in the text of a message.

Dear Company Name We love dealing with you. Sincerely Yours, Me. 6-20

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4/20

The unsimplified version of 1/5 for a bunch of dumb asses who never passed elementary school math and subsequently never learned to reduce fractions.

Person 1: Hey, ready to celebrate 4/20?
Person 2: Actually, I will be celebrating 1/5, since it's the mathematical equivalent to 4/20.
Person 1: ...k...

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20 years

If i keep smoking

I will die in 20 years

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