Mother Function

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

Mother Thugger

A thug who still lives with his mom.

Are you talking about that dude that still lives with his momma? He ain't nuthin but a mother thugger. You hang with him and you'll end up in jail bro.

Step mother

Step mother Are womans who can be a mother to a another child she didnt gave birth to and has to take care and sometimes be rude as hell

Child : GET AWAY FROM ME STEP MOTHER WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY LAPTOP AWAY

Step mother : I DO NOT CARE CHILD YOUR PUNISHED AND GROUNDED FOR A MONTH

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

finleys mother

A hot woman

damn bro, finleys mother is hot.