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Any action comprised of 2 parts duck face, 1 part shopping bag as hat, and a dash of vagina murder tweets.
Some days I just want to wake up start Amanda Bynes-ing everything, but I'm not sure I have the selfies stamina.
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Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.
John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."
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When a girl shits in a hotel while watching the news
Pelof: What was your girlfriend doing last night?
Man 2: I don't want to talk about it
Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!
Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night
Pelof: That's rough ;)
“Wilbur Soot-ing” is referencing to the time when minecraft streamer/youtuber Wilbur Soot glitched while playing Minecraft championships (mcc)
he got knocked off a platform,and when he should have died,he somehow got stuck on a block and survived the round.
“i’m just Wilbur Soot-ing rn-“
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Constantly trying to hold in a turd so that it reminds you of a yoyo
Where's your toilet? I've been yoyo-ing a turd for an hour now
to insert only one's testicles and scrotum into a woman's vagina during foreplay.
"things were getting heated, but i didn't really even like the girl anyway. so when she thought i was trying to get it in, i was actually little nemo-ing her. she looked down, and even though she felt something, she saw my flaccid penis laying on her hips. it was hilarious"
(v.) the act of being over the top in an ordinary situation, while documenting every bit of it through any or all social media. Especially if desregarding others' personal space or interests.
She loves Jesus, family, Vietnam, the pursuit of dreams, Hello Kitty, David L. Boren, photography, journalism, hot pink, bows, dresses, gerber daisies & sunshine.
Skipped football game for homework. What'd I do instead? Crafts fair, bought craft supplies, made hair accessories. But wore school attire past 3 days. I'm totally Chinh Doan-ing right now.
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