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//Origin//
洋鬼 Yang Gui (Hanzi: Overseas + Ghost) that is worshiped by the occidentals (West of Roma) known as Yeshua (Hebrew) followed by Iesous (Greek) followed by Iesus (Latin) followed by Jesus in other Romantic people of Europe and eventually by Germanic people of Northern Europa and Brittania and Scandinavia under the Roman rule.
//Pronunciation//
Mandarin Hanzi: Yang Gui
Viet/Thai pronunciation: Yang Gui
Korean Hanzi (Hanja): Yang Gwi
Japanese Hanzi (Kanji): Yang Ki
Anglicized (English): Yankee
//Brief History//
Yang Gui and Yang Yi are two of some words and concepts that was targeted by England for their effort in reputation laundering and history cleansing after their independence from control and influence under Romans and other foreign powers beginning 18th century. Just like Sawastika and White People of Hindi system was taken to be used with the Germanic societies, these two words were taken to shift the target from Germanics to Americaners (for Yankee) and from Germanics to Americans (for Redskins).
//Details//
After Catholic Roma lost its grip over the pan-European region, the Atlantic Europeans began showing up on boats (mostly Hispanics and Germanics at the time) and they were not accompanied by any government selected/trained elites. The leaders/supervisors of the crew were mere merchants (instead of government employees) and were often from lowly/broken families, if not orphans ("raised by the street").
Yankee believers are unlike other foreigners from the west. They come to serve no high purpose received from the royals, but come only to serve their own greed. They live outside the boundaries of any wisdom or discipline, and their life is as messy as it is of wild beasts that dirty illnesses (STDs) appear wherever they go. Let them trade with Qing and we can buy from Qing, but do not let Yankee followers set a foot on our soil.
A term in pidgin English used by Nigerians in order to describe America. Same way England is referred to as Jand. America is referred to as Yankee.
A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.
"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"
A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
Cracked out back ally giving a hand job up north
I'm going up to Lois's house for a "janky yankee"
A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.
The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!