des

meaning not real, or not what was expected upon purchase, something that does not work

man, i just paid twenty bucks for that weed, i didn't get high, that shit was des

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de-mail

To immediately retract a sent e-mail, having been dispatched accidentally, and usually involving incriminating content.

I just had to de-mail the boss, I sent him a picture of Rob naked, instead of the minutes from today's meeting.

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de-ovarize

the female version of castration.

After his girlfriend shaved his head in the middle of the night, he threatened to de-ovarize her.

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De-Booking

Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)

I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it

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de-enroll

to withdraw; take ones name out of the running; usually used in the context of college admissions

I will de-enroll from bowling class later today, because I can't handle the stress.

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de-canadianized

To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.

Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?

Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.

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de-thaw

a slang word for the act of thawimg in cold water

place frozen meat in a bowl or sink with cold water to de-thaw.

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