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Bob: what’s today?
Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st
Bob: but like is there something special today
Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT
The most intense and heavy band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can and will consume one's soul.
If I ever see The 1 in concert, I will pee myself.
1. What the Patriots ended up after they got beat in the Super Bowl
2. The Trademark of the NY Post after the Patriots bought 19-0
Well there goes the Patriots' perfect season. Now their 18-1.
The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)
January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!
Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.
He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.
If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face
August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday
Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face