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The art of getting a tan from a computer.
"Whoa, Pete sure has got one hell of a lan tan!"
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Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun
burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got
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An Irish tan occurs when a very pale-skinned Irish person gets too much sun, causing their skin to become even more red and uneven. An Irish tan is not a sunburn; turning red and splotchy is just how some very fair Irish-Americans tan.
My dad thinks he looks good, but that Irish tan is way more red than brown.
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A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.
Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"
Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."
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Having sex with protection.....
Me and my boyfriend so went tanning with sunscreen yesturday!!!
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To win a Pulitzer Prize for exposing urban political corruption.
Damn, that dawg's going to tan fanny with that story.
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This unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in Tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.The lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.
Nice Tesco Tan!
Look at his Tesco tan!
Oh no - I'm gonna have a Tesco Tan tomorrow
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